Stupid Classified Ads (part 2)

by trm6 on August 26, 2007 Comments

1. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
2. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
3. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
4. Mr. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
5. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
6. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
7. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
8. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
9. Man, honest. Will take anything.
10. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.