Since I started school today, I thought this would be appropriate:D

Picture it ... American History. 8th Grade. We're discussing, oh, I don't know, maybe World War I. Out of the blue, a girl raises her hand and asks our teacher (who, in turn, simply stared at her like she had lobsters crawling out of her ears), "Are there 49 states in America, or 51?" Amid the general disbelief in the room, she explained her reason for asking: "Because if Puerto Rico is a state, then there's 51, right? But if it's not, then I guess there are only 49. Right?"

We were in class on day and we (keep in mind that this person is 17 years old) were locating state capitals as a review. Her state was Washington. Her response? "Washington, D.C."

Aaahhh Chem 3 memories. One experiment we did used Hexane, and we had some left over. One of the BRIGHTER students said, "Gee, I wonder if Hexane burns?". We all laughed and said, "Go see.", not expecting him to do it. Well, one match later, 5 foot high flames shot up out of the sink. "OH NO!", as turning on the water. (Hexane FLOATS) 8 foot high flames char the ceiling. We dubbed him 'Hexane' for the rest of the semester.

In a history class one day a blond was handing out tests. She thought she would be cute and say "does everyone have a little testy" testy meant like doggy or mommy, not knowing how it would come out.