A minister and his wife sued a guide-dog school when a blind man stepped on the wife's toes in a shopping mall.

A New York woman sued the company that makes The Clapper, claiming she "had to clap too hard in order to turn her appliances on."

One day a man decided to rob a bank. So he went in and started to rob it at gunpoint. (Side note this man was deaf) As he was holding the bank up the cashier repeatedly asked the man if he would like the money in the sack. His response was always " You're right this is a gun and I'll use it." After using this line for a while the cashier finally caught on that he was deaf so she tested it out by making a few mocking remarks at the man. After a short period of time the police showed up, and arrested the man. He is now suing the bank for discrimination.

A woman is suing the pharmacy that sold her a popular contraceptive jelly - because she ate the stuff on toast and got pregnant anyway. (NOTE: The jelly she used was supposed to be applied vaginally by a condom)