In a recent soccer game in England the match was abandoned half way through due to fog! However the news never reached the home teams goalkeeper who stood on the pitch on his own for 30 minutes before somebody came out of the dressing room and told him.

I live in Gettysburg, Pa., and considering the history of the place you can imagine the number of tourists that come through the area. Like all tourists anywhere, confusion is as commonplace as cameras and cheap souvenirs. Here are two of the stupidest questions I or my friends have been asked: "How do I get to the battlefields?" (hint: the battle occurred in and around all of Gettysburg - you're standing on it, moron) and my favorite: "Were all these markers and monuments here when the battle took place? I guess it made things easier for the troops - they knew where to go by checking the markers." Yeah, and all the tombstones where here before too, so that the troops would know whether they were supposed to get shot or not. We laughed about that one for weeks.

My cousin asked me once..."How do you laugh in Spanish?" she was serious!!