I can't remember the last time I had a funny blog :oops: I'm still working on trying to post pictures of the kitties, but I'll try to post them sometime :D :wink: Dan Quayle was a vice president, if you didn't already know.

1. If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.

2. Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is IN the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.

3. Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

4. What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is.

5. You all look like happy campers to me. Happy campers you are, happy campers you have been, and, as far as I am concerned, happy campers you will always be.

6. We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human rights.

7. El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.

8. I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.

9. I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

10. Getting [cruise missiles] more accurate so that we can have precise precision.

11. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

12. I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.

13. I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.

14. We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

15. I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.