The Technical Rehearsal

1. It looks like there will be time for a third dress rehearsal
2. Take your time getting back
3. We've been ready for hours
4. There's plenty of room for more instruments over here
5. The headsets are working perfectly
6. The cue lights are working perfectly
7. The orchestra has no complaints
8. The whole company is standing by whenever you want them
9. That didn't last long
10. That went SO well!
11. We've finished early, so why don't the crew just go home?
12. We've finished early

The Actor

1. Don't. Let's not talk about me
2. I've got a bit of free time. You want a hand unloading the set?
3. I really think my big scene should be cut
4. This costume is SO comfortable
5. I love my shoes
6. No problem, I can do that myself
7. No problem
8. My hair looks great!
9. I have a fantastic agent. Here, I'll give you his number; don't forget to mention me
10. I have a fantastic agent
11. Let me stand right upstage with my back to the audience
12. No, leave the light where it is, I'll walk into it
13. Shall I take these cups back?
14. No, honestly, it's my round
15. Would you like me to do my own hair and makeup?
16. Why are you paying my so much?

The Stage Crew

1. Not at all, that instrument isn't in the way
2. We'll get in early and do it tomorrow
3. No, no, I'm sure that's our job
4. Anything I can do to help?
5. All the tools are carefully locked away
6. Can we do that scene change again, please?
7. It's a marvelous show!
8. I don't need this many on the crew
9. You're all far too busy; I'll get it onstage on my own
10. That was easy!
11. I'll do it right after I mop the stage
12. Another props table? Certainly!
13. No, honestly, it's my round
14. Thanks, but I don't drink
15. Why would I want a break? There's too much work to be done!