Things Not to Say on Your First Date

by trm6 on February 8, 2008 Comments

1. I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
2. I used to come here all the time with my ex.
3. I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
4. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
5. I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
6. And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
7. It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
8. You must be on your period because you didn't look this fat when I asked you out.
9. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
10. Wait till my wife hears about this!