Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Really Aren't

by trm6 on January 22, 2008 Comments

1. "Whew! That's one terrific spread!"
2. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
3. "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
4. "Talk about a huge breast!"
5. "It's Cool Whip time!"
6. "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
7. "Are you ready for seconds yet?"
8. "Are you going to come again next time?"
9. "Just wait your turn! You'll get some!"
10. "Don't play with your meat!"
11. "Just spread the legs open and stuff it in!"
12. "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
13. "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
14. "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
15. "How long will it take after you stick it in?"
16. "You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
17. "Wow! I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
18. "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
19. "Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest."
20. "How long do I beat it before it's ready?"