I promised I would do #3 today, so here it is:D

Things to do at Walmart

1. Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "I think we have a code 3 in housewares" and watch what happens.
4. Put M&Ms on layaway.
5. Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department. Tell others you'll invite them in if they bring their own pillows from the bedding department.
7. When someone asks if they can help you, cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right in the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. Dart around suspiciously while humming the Mission: Impossible them song.
10. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! Not those voices again!"
12. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "We're out of toilet paper in here!"
13. Take a piece of chocolate to the bathroom, go into a stall and rub it all over your hands. Reach into the stall next to you and say, "There's no toilet paper can you lend me some?"
14. Ride a bike around the store and when people look at you tell them you're taking it for a test drive.
15. Fall to the floor and pretend you're having a fit. When people start to stare, look at them like they're crazy and say, "What are you looking at?"
16. Take up the entire aisle of the toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X men.
17. Take bets on the battle described above.
18. Attempt to fit in very large duffel bags.
19. Attempt to fit others into very large duffel bags.
20. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much. Ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
21. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
22. When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially in really narrow aisles.
23. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of wrapping paper.
24. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window, "The British are coming!"