1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh-oh! I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Darn this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a canteloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters."
11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops. Could you send that back over here, please?"
12. Say, "Darn! I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
13. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
14. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspiculously lay your "Cross Dressers Anonymous" newletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so that you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

My friends thought this one was hilarious, so I thought I'd show it to you guys:lol: