I know I had a list like this awhile ago, but I found another file on my computer that had the other parts to it:roll: I guess I need to improve my organization skills:oops::lol:

1. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
2. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
3. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
4. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
5. Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
6. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
7. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
8. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
9. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
10. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
11. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
12. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
13. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
14. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
15. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to grinding. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger.
16. Run into the computer lab, shout "Armageddon is here!!!!!", then calmly sit down and begin to type.