1. A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
2. You can open all of your own jars.
3. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
4. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
5. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
6. You never have strap problems in public.
7. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
8. Everything on your face stays its original color.
9. The same hair styl* lasts for years, maybe even decades.
10. You only have to shave your face and neck.
11. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
12. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
13. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
14. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
15. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
16. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.