For those of you who don't know what women are really trying to say:lol::

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
5. We need = I want
6. It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
7. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
8. We need to talk = I need to complain
9. Sure go ahead = Do it and die!
10. You're so manly = You need to shave and you sweat a lot
11. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
12. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house with new curtains, carpeting, wallpaper, and furniture
13. I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
14. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
15. How much do you love me? = I did something today that I know you're going to hate
16. I'll be ready in a minute = kick off your shoes and find a game on TV
17. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
18. Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead!!!

I was also going to post the men's English, but I'll get reported if I do:lol: Most of the things translate to "Let's have sex...":roll: It would also offend most of you guys, so I won't post it:D:P If you want to see it, I'll send it to you in a PM later today:D Just don't report me!!!