I was running out of title ideas so I had to think of something! :lol:
- Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Arguing with your boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.
- Behind every successful man, is a surprised mother-in-law.
- Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but then again, neither does milk.
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- You're not a complete idiot. There's still some parts missing.
- Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
I know those were boring, but the best is yet to come :wink: