Well, we took the train yesterday, which was basically a 100 year old machine that went 2 mph for about 100 yards, until we got to a lawn with a light display. Sure, there was cookies (well, one per passenger), and chocolate milk, and a the best Santa impersonator I've ever seen handed out bells and ornaments to the passengers, but $25 a ticket? There's no way, it doesn't even snow here, and they didn't putany fake snow, soHOW was that the north pole? I yelled "GLOBAL WARMING!" when we pulled up to the lights, but no one cared, because the train was full of children screaming from boredom and pissed off parents that just wasted $25/person to ride a trolly for an hour. On a good note, we went to IHOP afterwards and I got the egg nog pancakes (seasonal) and the big platter with 2 eggs, 3 sausages, 3 pieces of bacon and 2 hashbrowns. Best meal I've had in ages.

I feel today what I imagine women on their period feel like. I'm just groggy and everything is irritating me. Everytime someone talks I just want to tell them to shut up, it's terrible. Plus, my girlfriend is upset because evidently she is "always the first person to call or e-mail in the morning". I got the whole, "we need to talk" thing this morning. Argh...me wishes me had some rum, maitee!