It has been a while since I did anything productive on this site.
I still check it periodically. I read that Onlive article. It looks nice. The interwebs is a lovely thing.
Anyway about video games.
I have been addicted to video games my whole life...
except for the last 3 months. I have not touched a game.
And I don't know why. The last game I bought was rock band 2. Soon after I bought an actual drumset.
So that game became quite useless. The only reason to play that game anymore is to sing "you oughta know" by alanis morisette. What a horribly masochistic thing for any male to do.
But I digress.
I need to enter some sort of video game re-immersion program.
Maybe some sort of RPG. I was looking at Lost Oddysey. Not the game really, but the price tag. But I'm old school enough to love any RPG no matter how grindy.
Then I had a thought.
Playing Rock Band had a directly positive effect on my life.
I played game and it inspired me to get real instruments.
Now I play real instrument and I gain personal satisfaction.
Techniques I learned in that game actually improved my life.
Now try comparing that to any other game.
A shooter, I understand eventually you may end up shooting zombies/aliens/minorities
But I'm starting to realize how little RPG's are helping me with my life.
Badass sword techniques, Black magic, and general diety summoning are all anachronistic.
Nuclear Weapons > Bahamut
There are sort of moral lessons from RPG's I guess.
Every RPG does have the Heideggerian message which is like we have to become one with nature. It is always the Holy Nature Spirits which overcome the Evil Human Giant Machine.
The one exception is Pokemon. Pokemon is like screw nature. We can put all the useful plants and animals into little balls, put those on a computer which digitalizes them, and then forget about them as we level up our completely broken Umbreon. (I just realized I never had an Umbreon in Silver because of my 7 PM bedtime. Stupid game mechanics)
What else. There is a lot about friendship.
You can magically make friends with everyone. I especially do not understand how you can fight somebody and then have them immediately befriend you.
You just beat this person 8-10 times with a giant sword, set him/her on fire, and smacked him with a demon.
Ooh and whats up with Clerics.
Talk about religious propaganda. I mean I need an RPG where you can use natural healing techniques. Like a Native American character to replace the religious ones.
If you're wondering I'm listening to Mitch Hedberg right now so that can explain the lack of segways/sense?
Abrupt ending.
I think I will share my RPG idea next time. In however many years it takes me to post again.
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