As most of you probably already know, I've completed 100% of my Level 4 requirements, and I may be at Level 5 by the time you read this. It means I'm a Caveman Lawyer now, and I take these new responsibilities seriously:

I know, most, if not all of my Friends are at higher levels. But at some point in our lives, we usually need a lawyer. I want to be there for you. My specialties include:

Criminal Defense. I have a briefcase, I have a spear, and I'm no longer afraid of fire. I've slain Wooly Mammoths. Prosecutors fear me. I will protect you.

Civil Suits. I'm not Civil, and I don't wear Suits. I'll be your best defense against those crafty homo sapiens.

Pre Nuptial Agreements. I've still got my club, but I'm no longer sexist. These negotiations can be settled quickly, by either party.

I'll not dance around the personal significance of this new (pending) title. It could be lucrative to me, and might afford me the opportunity to acquire a larger cave. If you're in need of legal representation, or find a sabertooth tiger in your yard, please PM me. I'll be there for you.

TG