Do you know those tiny messages that always appear whenever you post things on a forum?(For example,turtle4apple uses Panini pictures).What's it called,and how can I get one?I want one REALLY badly! :(

The weirdest thing ever happened when I went to the supermarket.The cashier looked and sounded EXACTLY like GEORGE CARLIN.Boy,was I surprised!I mean,George Carlin is dead. :cry: :cry: Well,bye!

We came home from school,and as usual,my sister is complaining about something.She wanted to have a friend over,but he had to go somewhere.As usual,if Valerie dosen't get what she wants,she cries.She never stops either.She cries every day.It is so damn annoying hearing the way she cries.If i had a disappearing ray,I'd pop her into oblivion!I'd ENJOY that!This is how happy I'd be. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Poland.The flag is pretty,even though it's pretty simple.Did you know 1/2 of the world's sausage and beef comes from here?That's why vegetarians try to smash planes heading for Poland,trying to spread the word of vegatism.(Weird!)Poland is really,another excellent European country,even though it was once communist.(The bloody Chinese are communists,so that's why I despise them,and China is very likely not to come on this channel! :evil: )Anyways,Poland does make great sausage.(Yummy. :P ) I'm licking my mouth in taste.Do it with me! :P :P Imagine,sausage,juice leaking as you fork it,spiceyness rushing through your mouth as you chew,slowly becoming tastier,and tastier. :P I needed to lick again!Your all probably hungry now,sorry.Oops!Getting off topic!Anyway,Poland is nice,and,I LIKE SAUSAGE!Ha!Now you're even hungrier!I always win! Chew the sausage lovingly!And,you know what's even more surprising? They made their own language. :shock: 'No,really?' you're thinking.I knew it and you didn't! :P SAUSAGE!

My dad got me a muffin and a donut this morning.He got me my FAVORITE muffin.But when my stupid sister came down and saw he brought her nothing,she HAD to eat the muffin.Even though we have cereal,oatmeal,toast,eggs and so many other things.She gets me SO PISSED.She teases me,she does things I don't want her to do,and she steals my money!Also,if she does something wrong,I get blamed.To make matters worse,my mother probably cares for her more!My sister is just so annoying I can't take it!I REALLY can't.And I know my dad.He favours her too,and,if I ask him to go get me another muffin,he'll say,"Dude,how many trips do you think I'll make?!"But if Valerie says something like that,he'll say,"Sure!Anything for my little girl!"If I do one thing wrong,and at least TRY to blame her, I get in TWICE the punishment.Living with this little **** just isn't easy.one day,when she goes out,I'm gonna ruin her room.Wait,I'll get in trouble,WON'T I?!There is just no **** way to win with her.She is QUITE the loser I'm talking about.She likes to see me angry,and when I try to ignore her,(which I sadly can't),she bothers me more and gets me angry.Whenever I hit her,I get into trouble.Trust me,I only hit people when they start something,so I have FULL rights to use her as a damn punchingbag,but my mom,dosen't listen to the damn rules!Though she goes by whatever my lesbain sister does!She's the one thing I hate MOST!And trust me,I DON'T love her.THERE IS A 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 CHANCE SHE'LL STOP.You people are so lucky you're only childs or have siblings that don't live with you!!I'm so PISSED!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: If I were Douglas and she was the Brake Van,she'd be smashed into 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 peices.I don't care if it's not possible,because that's how I feel!

Sweden.Introducer of Swedish.(No kidding?)Anyways,Sweden is pretty much like the rest of Europe.BEAUTIFUL.It is (I think) the largest country on the Scandinavian Peninsula.The Swedish were the first settlers in America,and also,invented logcabins.Sweden's made lots of inventions too.Also,the smartest people in the world come from here.Isn't the flag pretty?Blue and yellow go so well together.Sweden is also peaceful.It hasn't fought as many wars as our countries have.Anyways,Sweden rules.Get it?Got it?Good.Now,I must go squirt cheese down a victim's pants.

Wyoming doesen't exist,it contains NOTHING.

Apples are red because they were stuck up the devil's ASS.

That's why they are shiny.Like possessed people's EYES.:o

Alright,bullying.What do some guys do this for?Do they like to see the anger or sadness that comes out?I just HATE it.More than APPLE PIE.I just HATE apple pie.(again going off topic).It just gets me so ANGRY.They laugh at your opinions,tease,hurt,and take money!What do they get out of that?Happiness?Well,I think you bullies are so DAMN wrong.You hear me?!I'm speaking as loud as a FOGHORN.So you bullies better stop this nonsense,because,have you ever stopped to think why you do it?Try it! :evil: I'll add more later,but now I need to get to school.Where there are even MORE pants-pissing BULLIES.

New Zealand.A country of greatness and coolity.It may be small,but it's history makes it as big as Pagnea.We also all know a great friend of ours from here,Ethan,or,OldBlueEngine.(Let me get off new Zealand for a quick minute)Ethan is excellent.He's brave,caring,bold,not someone who backs down,ambitious,and a great leader.I've been on tv.com for a while,and when he came,he was already on Level,21?So,he is a symbol of New Zealand,and he,is one of the four stars on the flag above.So Ethan,you show us how great New Zealand is,and,thank you.(Back to New Zealand)Also,Ethan,can you send me a picture of New Zealand on your log for us to see?That'd be great.