BREAKING NEWS!! Noob disease dangers have been discovered! The dangers of Noob disease are: loss of friends, stupidity, confusion, consumption of large ammounts of cheese resulting in heart failure, and increased time on MMOs. These dangers may not be the same to everyone.

This news broadcast was brought to you by: The Organization of People Against Noobs (OPAN) and the Government Organization for Cures of Noobiness (GOCN).