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The Horror!

So yeah, I've been doing a lot of school/work lately and I haven't been fullfilling my gaming duty! I feel I may die! I wish I could go to E3 but it is just way too expensive. I'm not but a lowly gamer :cry:

Anyway, I should go, i'm in class now and the teacher just asked me what Biochemical Oxygen Demand and Eutrophication had in common. I killed the lights with my untracable mini-EMP, turned on my infrared goggles and swiftly got behind the know-it-all in the class, grabbing him around the neck. I interrogated him for the answer in silence while the rest of the class wondered aimlessly to solve the problem. After choking him to death and leaving him in his chair, I quickly returned to my chair before the lights came back on. I answered the question flawlessly and chuckled maliciously to myself as the teacher (noticing Greg "sleeping") said, "I've never seen him sleep in class before."

That was fun