There are three types of gamers in this world and two of them are fakers. It’s very easy to tell which group a player falls into and once in that category it is very unlikely that that will ever change.

1.) The first group is bothersome but harmless; even though they may have been gaming for10 years they still resemble a dear caught in headlights. It wouldn't matter if they put 200 plus hours into a game, played until they had calluses, online they would always be located at the bottom of every scoreboard. He's easy money, you could snipe him 8, 9, 10, times in one game round and he still wouldn’t get it. Like clockwork he will continue to spawn at the same point even though there are probably 5, or 6 other places for him to spawn and all the others are safe.

  (To be continued, next time, gamer category 2, the deranged 13 year old Halo Prodigy who needs his mouth washed out with soap.)

Vinnie

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