Ok this is the first time I wrote my journal in a row and going for another. I`m still stuck in a cave throwing gnomes with the sloth bears. Ha the sloth bears suck at that sport. I also like to stick two spikes through a gnome and tape two wheels to each side and gnomeboard. I lose at their racist games such as do ya have the hair, poofdriver,and monopoly! I cant eat any of their pigfood or known to the common man slop. I like to steal their car and eat their steak while the rice krispy guys bomb me. Then I ask the sloth bears phone numbers and they bite my arm off. 3 more years, three more years yeah death to bush.

Day 112

Ok I haven`t written for a long time. I have gotten resident evil and katamari damacy because I helped a sloth bear out of a trap. Also a shout out to my deepest enemy that is human DAMN YOU WILLY MUNCHRIGHT. Also I hate cows because they stink up the earth by polluting with their farts. Holy crap I forgot to tell you that Ooka Mumba Jumba went grocery shopping for her twinkies. Ok I was gone for like an hour maybe and one of the kittens is f@#$ing retarded and motherf@#$ing loud! and he wont shut up with his bear cup and now hes watching baby loony tunes. Also just a few minutes ago the guard dog was thought to be gone so I planned an escape but then he was found driving a car to mexico but seriously the dog was inside the car. Another thing the spacemonkies have left until saturday so that`s good. I ate a twinky a doofadoof adoo.I`ll see you later. But if you think i`m crazy post a comment and I`ll send you a newsletter.

i have plans for a half pipe to jump the fence then to be shot with rabies infectant in a bottle. they have learned my language so now when I curse they whip me and insert COOL WHIP into my stoumach yet I feel empty on the inside because I haven`t eaten my breakfast but yet the king of the sloth bears Ooka Mumba Jula or in English The mom of the bears. a few months ago they bought a guard dog that is rotweiler and he wont let go of my leg because I try to get out of the cave slash house. he jumps up on the couch and I have to wrestle him with my "TRen year old strength" (just kidding) I will try my escape plan again. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... oww god@#$%it he bit my hand anbd chased thenn I had to fall because of exhaustion then he pooped on my chest and I forgot what that is called

I pulled the plug on those rogue kitties and used a blaster pistol I bought off Ebay with my sloth bear. It Came with the sloth bear. Now Im stuck with evil space monkies. Also the cats teamed up with the sloth bear and monkies. So same ol same ol.:cry:

I pulled the plug on those rogue kitties and used a blaster pistol I bought off Ebay with my sloth bear. It Came with the sloth bear. Now Im stuck with evil space monkies. Also the cats teamed up with the sloth bear and monkies. So same ol same ol.:cry:

I have to come with them because ytheir human costume brok so I have to wait for a while. Those cats they will pay with their claws.

The cats let me use the PC but I reall want my ps2 back. Oh god no theeyre commin.