day 458
by walrusman12 on Comments
Ok this is the first time I wrote my journal in a row and going for another. I`m still stuck in a cave throwing gnomes with the sloth bears. Ha the sloth bears suck at that sport. I also like to stick two spikes through a gnome and tape two wheels to each side and gnomeboard. I lose at their racist games such as do ya have the hair, poofdriver,and monopoly! I cant eat any of their pigfood or known to the common man slop. I like to steal their car and eat their steak while the rice krispy guys bomb me. Then I ask the sloth bears phone numbers and they bite my arm off. 3 more years, three more years yeah death to bush.