I went out and boguht a 360
So I could play a bunch of games
Tried to get games for my 360
GameStop said all they have is Halo.

Forza she wrote...Gears and Halo...
Forza she  wrote...Forza she wrote

Microsoft greedy, xbox 360 dust collector's dirty
With no games to buy in stores
Besides Gears, halo, fable
Library's unstable....

 

OK you know what, this one sucks. It's a murder she wrote one that didn't work out well...sorry.  

Saw the trailer for Uncharted on my TV screen
Knew it must've been for the PS3
Couldn't be for the Lems...All they have is Gears
And I could tell it won't be long till I get a P-S-3
I could tell it won't be long till I get a P-S-3

Singing I love AAAs, so put another epic in my library, Sony
I love solid games...Lemmings jump out and come game with me!

Ask the Gamestop Store assistant where are the 360 games?
he said it doesn't matter there're all the same
You're either playing COD, Halo or gears or war...
And I could tell it won't be long till I sell my 3-60
I traded it in that day for a P-S-3..singing

I hate Microsoft, changing all my debit cards this morning
I hate halo games...Come on all you lemmings and sing with me!

PS3 started out no games and a high price Lemmings pointed and laughed and we weren't surprised Now the PS3's leading ahead in all areas All the lemmings hide away, they're not even gamers... The cows all sound like moo, moo, moo, moo, moo The lemmings were too dumb to realize...that they should have bought a PS3 Should've been a cow Now they're giving all their dollars up to MicroScam Should've boycotted Halo, when they had a chance Shouldn't have given all their dollars up to MicroScam

I don't think that Microsoft has the right to charge for online for many reasons. First of all, I don''t even want to write this blog. I'm only doing it to level up; so there's one big reason why MS shouldn't charge for online. I have to bullsh*t a random blog and the first thing I can think of is Microsoft's stupid schemes, then there's a definitely something wrong somewhere. Stick with me, I have a surprise for you at the end, So, another reason why I don't think MS should charge for online is that I do think they should, but only so Xbox fans can shut up finally and go away. And get owned and pawned. ANother reason is that I'm typing this blog with the vocabulary and voice of someone in the third grade. Or maybe I am in the third grade. Wait I actually AM in the third grade. But am I in the 3rd grade? The world, including me, will never know. Ok so that's two paragraphs so far. Nice. Anyway...I don't know what the point of this is really. This is stupid. I shouldn't have to wrtie a blog just to level up. Since this is gamespot I feel I should be able to level up by simply linking to my PSN account and converting my gameplay hours into points to use to level up. See gamespot? That's a much better idea. Also I would like to point out that the WiiU doesn't have any solid titles and I'm as contempt as a cucumber to kick them out of the console battles. As obnoxious as it sounds, I'd like to state that nintendo fans are either kids or moms or kids that ARE moms. Oh and here's your surprise at the end...SURPRISE