So about two weeks or so ago, my cousin came down my house (I had just woken up from a nap) and when we were in the living room with my dad sitting on the couches, my dad had heard about a special at Stew Leonard's where they were selling lobsters for $3.99 s pounf the day before (but it was a one day only sale) and my dad wanted to call and see how much the lobster cost that day. My dad asked me to call Stew Leonard's to find out the price of the lobster, but my cousin said he'de call on his cellphone (this way we didn't have to get off the couch) and then said he was gonna talk black (i.e. talk like a black person) when he called them. So my cousin called Stew Leonard's and said "how much them lobstas be" and the guy gave him the prices (I think it was 5.99 a pound for 1 and 1/4th pound lobster and $7.99 per pound for a two pound lobster). Then my father told my cousin to call some other store (I think it was either PriceChopper or Stop and Shop) and my cousin called them and said "hey man how much them lobstas be" and the guy said $9.99 a pound (or maybe it was $7.99 a pound). Then my father told my cousin to call Tritown in Portland so he called them and asked "how much them lobstas be" and the guy gave him the price (I think it was either $9.99 or $11.99 a pound) and my cousin says "shiit that's expensive" and the store guy laughed and said "tell me about it".
After that my cousin and I played Gears of War for a bit and then it was time for supper. My parents had made pasta and sauce and when my father, my cousin and I were eating, my uncle called my father on the phone and told him he had made steamers and asked him if he wanted any steamers. So my dad sent my cousin and I to walk over to my uncle's house and get some steamers. Our uncle gave us a bowl of steamers and put some slices of bread in it (bread is good to dip into the steamers sauce/juice).
When we finished eating my we decided to have my cousin do some more phone calls looking for lobster. My Dad told my cousin to call Red Lobster and ask how much their lobsters cost. So my cousin called them and asked how much the lobster's were and the guy said $25 so my cousin said "shiit, man, that's expensive, Stew Leonard's got'em for $5,99 a pound" and the guy said "I know man, I've been hearing that all day". Then after that my cousin called the Dollar Tree, and put the phone on speaker so my dad and I could hear. My cousin asked the girl who answered a phone if they sell staplers and the girl said they sell mini-staplers.Then my cousin said "how much are they", and the girl answered that they are a dollar. Then my cousin asked them "how much them lobstas be, how much for the live ones and how much for the dead ones", and the girl answer "$200 for the live ones and $29.99 for the dead ones" and then she asked me cousin "you do know who this is your calling, right?" and he said "yeah Stop and Shop". When the girl heard that answer she started cracking up and said "this is the dollar tree" and then I think my cousin apologized and we could hear the girl in the background telling other workers "he thought this was Stop and Shop".
After that my dad told my cousin to call Friendly's and find out if they still sell Jim Dandie's and how much the Jim Dandies cost. So my cousin called and asked "do you guys do any ice-cream" and "do you guys sell Jim Dandies'" and the guy said yes so my cousin asked how much they were. I don't remember the price, but I do remember that it was kind of high.