If its not on any xbox you have, and you have no internet, then you can't get the gamertag, sorry.

Then you have to recover it first before doing what I told you. Hit the guide button and pick recover gamertag and download the profile.

Definitely no more than $400.

Put a flash drive in your xbox. Then on the dashboard go all the way to the right to settings and pick system. Then storage, then Hard drive, then gamer profiles, and then click on the one you want to transfer and pick move. Then move it to the flash drive.

Mine doesn't make any noises at all except for the clicking which means its all the way in. I havent heard of any scratching problems before.

Rayman 2 was amazing, why wouldn't he buy it?

Cold pizza is flippin awesome.

A little over 60k. I sort of go on random streaks of caring about gamerscore all of a sudden, mostly when I really like the game. But for the majority of the time, I don't play soley for achievements.

I wouldn't tell anyone. God intended for you find Him with your own eyes. Obviously, he intended for people to sort of nudge you in the right direction, but it's more personal imo. God will find you Himself. If you deny Him, then you made your decision for your own reasons, and me giving undeniable proof sort of seems like me getting in the way of God's plans.