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C.O.V.E.N.A.N.T. (funny lines

(Topic meaning: Control over Variant Evil Nerd Air Noises Trouble)

In the mission THE ARK:

Grunt 1 : It's a nightmare!

Grunt 2 : Should we come out of cover?!

Grunt 1 : When has "us" looking for "it" EVER been a good idea

Grunt 3: Rukt......Fist..... Merry Christmas

While the marines and chief move:

Marine 1: Dude, i think i leveled up.

While chief kill all grunts and brutes:

War Grunt 1: I'm not chasing it, It looked ferocious.

War Grunt 2: Ready to go out there?

Grunt 1: What if they're still there?

War Grunt 1: Don't cower back there!!!!!!!! COME AND FIGHT!!!!!!

Grunt 1: But, don't make the demon angry.

War Grunt 2: I'm out the here. Yay! i'm a gay!!!!!

Brute 1: Use your eyes..... Stay alert. No one sleeps but me.

Grunt 5: You're a Meaty pussbags!

Brute 1: He's going to trap us. I'm the leader you idiots. I will tear your bones and flesh with my teeth.

Grunt 1: No gas for you! You killed Flipyap!

Grunt 2: Or Yapflip was he......

Grunt 3: It was Yapflip.

Grunt 4: No, Flipyap is he's brother.

Grunt 5: Don't tell me i don't know Flipyap.

Grunt 1: Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together!

Grunt 3: and he and he's dead.

Grunt 2: Open up and say "AH"

Grunt 3: AH!!!!!

Grunt 2: Not you, Idiot.

Grunt 3: So what? I'm becoming the demon!

Grunt 4: WHAT!!!!

Grunt 1: No,no,no!!!! Here he is! FLEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Grunt 6: Hi guys, what's u AAAAAAAAAAAAH, the grenade stuck in you. I can't move!

Grunt 7: -Snoring- huh, what.......is.....that? AAAAAAAH, the grenade stuck on me!

Brute 1 to Grunt 7: Don't tell me. Here, I'll help you.

Brute 1 and Grunt 7: -BANG-

Grunt 1 to all: NO! the grenade flashes to Porky (Grunt 7) and Kirant (Brute 1)

Grunt 1,2,3,4,5,6: We'll be in the graveyard.

Grunt 5: What?

Grunt 1 to chief: Please don't kill me. I beg you

Grunt 2: -yelling Gibberish-

Grunt 1,2,3,4,5,6: -yelling more gibberish.

That's it.

Notes and Information:

Flipyap name was from the show "The Marvelous MisAdventures of FlapJack" from Cartoon Network, Flapjack was to be supposed to be the name of Grunt 8 (Sorry Grunt 8 or Flipyap was not in the lines).