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Me Vs RAT, RPG style

It's been a week now since this rodent has been making a noisy ruckus in my kitchen. Every single night this dude will make scratching noises and knocking stuff to the floor which is disturbing my peace, sleep and gaming time, I finally decided to get rite of him for good, because every time I try to shoo this Rat away the dude will be come right back, maybe he is just plain stupid or just want to get PK'ed.

Well, yesterday was Sunday at 5 pm I was waiting for the dude to appear, I was well prepared, had my rubber boots on, had my wooden stick and a broom, plus I had earlier boiled some hot water to do some long range damage, Yup I was ready to do some hunting in the valley of my kitchen floor.

About an hour waiting, was playing some puzzle game so I could easily pause and do my attack, then the dude made his appearance, he was under the ice box with his head poking out, I lunch my attack with swift movement he manage to hide under the icebox, took my broom and started poking under there, but he wouldn't come out, so I pushed the icebox left to right then he jumped out, stunned me for about 1 sec and I lagged in my attack due to the shock, then cornered the bugger under the table, he had no where to go. But thru me, I was ready to give him a free kick if he came any close to my legs, which he did, the dude ran towards me with squeaking sound, I couldn't land a hard free kick on him coz I was to busy jumping like a mad man couldn't control my legs, he manage to get pass me and ran into a small hole the size of a 50 cent coin when he's body is the size of my shoe amazing, and just to state the fact I have big feet. I realize I'm no match with this dude alone; I had to form a Party, to get rid of him, waited for my house mates to get back and form a party of 3,

A 20 year old archer, for long range damage (specialty in throwing shoes and slippers from afar),

a 19 year old Mage (specialty in casting hot boiling water to enemies)

and lastly me the melee (specialty close range combat) LOL.

When all preparation was done and some waiting involved, he finally came back, this time I covered the hole making sure he has no escape point, and making sure he will go down right here right now.

Then the battle began when we spot him on top of the counter, it started with some heavy screaming and chaotic strategies from my party members, me archer was throwing sleepers to my foot and my back, rather that giving a head shot to the enemy, my mage cast a disappearing spell and disappeared but you can hear her screaming from the other room, to cut the embarrassing moment short, the archer manage to get a blow on the rat making him run into the rubbish bin, quickly close the lid and finally caught the freak. Boiled some water to prepare for the execution, But then my team members had the pity feeling for the rodent and manage to persuade me not to kill it but to let it go somewhere, which we did, from the kitchen, in the bin, in the car drove for about 10 min away from the house and let the dude go in the back alley of some shop houses, the amazing thing was when I dropped the bin nothing ran out of it, didn't see nothing maybe he did a Houdini act or maybe he jumped out when I threw the rubbish bin away.

But today is Monday; I had a good night rest last night no more noises no disturbance maybe the dude is really gone for good, That's all that I care for rite about right now.