Hey guys just popped in to say i just came across a new idea fro a sig coz my old one was kinda boring so how's this ?

Error:

Logical Assertion Failed
User Signature Not Found
User is corrupt
Permission denied
closing down

here's a link to how it looks like in a forum post http://www.gamespot.com/pages/unions/forums/show_msgs.php?topic_id=25133825&union_id=808

My main inspiration was to go simple on it, but any ideas to improve it would be welcome.It was inspired by the many windows error messages users come across sometimes daily. To see a list of most of them(instead of just waitng for em to pop up) would be to look at this webpage

http://www.colba.net/~hlebo49/messages.htm

unfourtunately some of us are way to familiar with them:P