We all are aware of the catastrophe that occured with Duke Nukem Forever, and frankly I don't care... After all, watching a polygon topless stripper do a animated lap dance over Duke is as sexy as watching C-3P0 humping an ewok, but each to his own I guess. Still all the publicity inspired me to write a review about an overlooked gem that just may alleviate the despair of those dumb enough to pre-order Duke Nukem Forever. Here's my alternative...