Hehe so me and my friend were at the cafeteria about to buy our salads(mandatory at our school) and he asks for some Ranch dressing. The lunch lady was all like" we dont got no more of dat Ranch but we do gots some French"

My friend was slightly angered that they didnt have his Ranch but he just payed anyway. Then I step up there and still having the words French and Ranch in my head I ask for some Franch Dressing.

My friend and I died laughing but the lunch lady was all like"WE DONT HAVE ANY RANCH!!!)

This made me and my frend laugh harder. So by the time we are done laughing and eating our salads with our gay French Dressing, we decide to make a new dressing. Yes Franch dressing is a mix of Ranch and French.

Coming soon is the Bacon Franch, Lite Franch, and even Cheesy Franch (with slight mixture of tomato)

If you dont think this is as funny as i do then thats cuz its one of those inside jokes. OH well back to the mental institution.

kthxby