yeh, i was walking in my backyard to scare away a friggin' possum, and what happens?
well, i look up just to relax...
sit down...and relax...
when I look at a scorpion(no, not the tanks, the bugs:P) sitting on a tree branch right...above me...
I'm like "wtf?o.0", because it had its tail pointing DIRECTLY at me!
I moved away...
Later, I went back out to rake the lawn(i hate doing yard work:P)...
When i was done, I got a Pepsi outta the cooler and sat down in a different spot than i did earlier...
I look up again, just to be curios...
To see a fast blur, and then a thump on my face!
Then, the damn scorpion stings me on my upper lip!
I almost died of a heart attack!
I'll have to go to the Indian River Walk-In Clinic tomorrow to check this **** out...
I'll type my status tomorrow, I guess...(If I live to TELL you:x)
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