yeh, i was walking in my backyard to scare away a friggin' possum, and what happens?

well, i look up just to relax...

sit down...and relax...

when I look at a scorpion(no, not the tanks, the bugs:P) sitting on a tree branch right...above me...

I'm like "wtf?o.0", because it had its tail pointing DIRECTLY at me!

I moved away...

Later, I went back out to rake the lawn(i hate doing yard work:P)...

When i was done, I got a Pepsi outta the cooler and sat down in a different spot than i did earlier...

I look up again, just to be curios...

To see a fast blur, and then a thump on my face!

Then, the damn scorpion stings me on my upper lip!

I almost died of a heart attack!

I'll have to go to the Indian River Walk-In Clinic tomorrow to check this **** out...

I'll type my status tomorrow, I guess...(If I live to TELL you:x)