No Halo 5 'cause **** logic.

A sequel no one asked for.

Remind me again on what is so offensive about the human body?

Great Scott!

Ban movies with attractive women while you're at it.

Also, I want the next Gears of War game to feature a fat, ugly, acne ridden protagonist because those fit, muscular men are stereotypical portrayals on what a man should look like.

Good, Zynga games are cancer.

Wow, I'm so used to games having corporate pre-order bonuses screwing people over. Hopefully other games will follow in this example.

Oh, boy, now I can finally get Candy Crush on my consoles and PC!

Christ be with you!

Snake Plissken is still more badass than Solid Snake.