Here are some of my most fave svu quotes of all time:
Casey: "We just finished the supression hearing, the bite evidence was thrown out."
Beck: "Well get it back in."
El: "Judge already ruled on it."
Casey: "Because that evidence was our case he threw out the enditement."
Beck: "How could you let that happen?"
Casey: "I guess I su**."
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Lawyer: "My name is Dallaray Mallot, and I'm your assigned public defender."
Liv: "What are you tweleve?"
Lawyer: "I'm twenty five."
Liv: "Oh this is great."
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El: "John, what have we got?"
Munch: "The van tried to take a short cut to Brooklyn, the river got in the way."
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Liv: "Love's a b****."
El: "Tell me about it."
Liv: "You know, we've been partners all of these years and I don't even know your blood type."
El: "A positive."
Liv: "How bout that, me too."
El: "I'd give you a kidney."
Liv: "Not if I give you mine first."
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John: "Detective Tutuola, come and pollute your soul with some child porn my friend."
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Dude: "Now lets see, number 800419."
Fin: "I told you, you should have let that mut in the car."
Munch: "You know how many dogs die in locked cars every year?"
Fin: "You know how many cops shoot their partner and get off on a justifiable?"
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Fin: "Why do we always get stuck looking for the needle in the haystack?"
Munch: "Yeah, it reminds me of the Easter egg huntes of my youth."
Fin: "Your Jewish, your parents hid eggs?"
Munch: "My point exactly, all those mindless hours of searching."
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Munch: "Now I am a pain in my own a**."
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In "Storm"
After the Feds closed off their office
Munch: "Why Santa why?"
Fin: "Who do we call when we've been rap**?"
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In "Stalked"
Richard White (the best villian ever): "I'm fixed on you. And until I'm dead, I'll always be in your head. Just like your mother has sombody in her head...hmmm...we're joint at the hip now, aren't we?"
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In "Undercover"
Liv: "It's the closest I've ever come."
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In "Undercover"
Liv: "Lowell Harris, you are under arrest for the rap**g Ashley Tyler."
Fin: "And for the attempted murder of a police officer."
Harris: "You're a cop?"
LiV: "Who's the b**** now?"
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Harry the Vagrant: "You son of a b****es. You said I wouldn't have to take a needle."
Munch: "Yeah well, we lied."
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Casey: "I need to get intouch with Liv."
Cragen: "Forget it, he doesn't know where she is."
Casey: "Do you?"
Cragen: "No."
Munch: "The word in the conspiracy mill, she's out having my love child."
Casey: "This is serious Munch."
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In "Fault" EO MOMENT
El: "If that sniper hadn't beat you to it... I know you would have taken that shot Olivia."
Liv: "No, I would't have. Did you really expect me to? Did you really expect me to cause your death? what about your kids?"
El: I don't know. I just couldn't get that boy out of my head."
Liv: (Softly) "What about me?"
El: "Look, we both chose each other over the job. We can never let that happen again. Otherwise... we can't be partners."
Liv: "I can't believe you're saying that."
El: "Look, you and this job are about the only things that I've got anymore. I don't want to wreck that. I couldn't take it."
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In "Fault" EO MOMENT
After Liv got slashed by Gitano
El: "Olivia. Oh my god no!"
Liv: "It's okay, I'm okay. Where's Gitano? Go Elliot, go, I'm fine. GO!"
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Randolph Morrow: "Honey, I'd like a mineral water, no ice."
Liv: "And I'd like your balls in a blender but ain't life a b****?"
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Fin: "It's different for black men. They got out, have sex with other men, then come home, have sex with their women, and pretend they're straight."
(Everyone looks at Fin awkwardly)
Fin: "Don't look at me, I just know stuff."
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Casey: "What did I do?"
Liz: "You don't even say hi to your boss?"
Casey: "Hi, what did I do?"
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Alex: "Sometimes when I get home sick, I hum the Mr.Softie song."
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Munch: "Oh there you are you little demonic furball."
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Cragen: "So either Gorman was snipped by a homeless guy, or had a voluntary pen**tomy."
(pause)
Cragen: "Not a word I get to use everyday."
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In "Stalked"
Cassidy; "Go ahead Munch, rain on my parade."
Munch: "I don't just want to rain on your parade, but I want to blow up all the floats."
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Fin: "Ok, I always wanted to know this."
Munch: "What?"
Fin: "Twinkies last forever, I'd give you twenty bucks, take a bite."
Munch turns his head
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