Konnichiwa watashi no hitobito!! Watashi tsui ni  setsuritsu suru jikan e suru kore nihongo mono, so ima aida watashi motteiru ano konpyuta watashi suru tsumori suru sore! Niteiru watashi said no naka de ano taitoru, watashi kamoshirenai eru ikuraka kashi fusei (Watashi wakaru are aru hitobito no anata wakaru nihongo matawa anata are nihongo) so naraba watashi suru, yorokobaseru suru nai hihyo suru watashio no tame ni sore. Watashi am sara ni gakumon, shosh*te kore jiten are watashi aru does nai setsumei suru kashi onaji. Soko de are itsumo niteiru go iru-iru imi matawa nanika niteiru are e kashi, so yeah. Anata chikara omou are watashi am niteiru hitotsu ekisupato de kore kotoba, shikashi shinrai watashi ni, watashi am nai!

wakarimash*ta, yoku kore is HONTO NI tiring, so sayonara!!!

(Hello my people!! I finally found time to do this Japanese thing, so now, while I have the computer I will do it! Like I said in the title, I may get some words wrong (I know that some of you know Japanese, or you are Japanese) so if I do, please don't criticize me for it. I am still learning, and this dictionary that I have does not explain words very well. There are always like five different meanings or something like that to words, so yeah. You might think that I am like an expert at this language, but trust me, I am not!!

Okay, well this is REALLY tiring, so bye!)