This is probably going to be a blog of songs you can't help, but LOVE! (Or... at least for me! lol!)
The first two are kinda rude, but I love 'em!
U.G.L.Y (Daphne & Celeste)
Okay, I'm a cheerleader now!
{Chorus}[X4]
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Eh! Hey! You ugly!
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should've got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack, but it's your favorite dress!
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were the last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine!
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, 'cuz you ain't ill
You're ugly!
{Chorus}[X2]
What you need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast (Girl)
You're scary, you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out CAB!
(So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly Pagent you win first prize
Yo momma say you ugly
You ugly!
{Chorus}[X2]
Get busy[X9]
Yo momma say you ugly (Get busy)[X3]
Your ugly!
U.U.U.U
Now I feel like Blondie...
{Chorus}[X2]
Quasimodo
Camel breath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pig face
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Lip butt
Freak show
Ugly!
{Chorus}
U.G.L.Y
You could make an onion cry
Like an alien chased by the FBI
U.G.L.Y[X6]
U.G.L.Y, you ain't got no alibi you ugly!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxcKxCyaQo
Ooh, Stick You! (Daphne & Celeste)
Hi! This is my friend Daphne and I'm Celeste!
{Chorus}[X5]
Ooh, stick you!
Your momma too
And your daddy
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
Your momma, your daddy
Your greasy, greasy grandmammy
You got a hole in your panty
Got a big behind like Frankenstein
Going beep-beep-beep down Sesame Street
Toot-toot-toot wear army boots
In your ear with a can of beer
Up your butt with a coconut
Oooh!
{Chorus}[X3]
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
Do you want me to tell you what I really think about you?
You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum milly looks like free willy
{Chorus}[X3]
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
You go girl!
Ride em cowboy!
Yee-ha!
Giddy up horsey!
Ride em cowboy!
Pew! pew! pew!
Its like a horror movie isnt it?
Oohh!
Ride em cowboy!
Ooh ooh eee!
Ride em cowboy!
Do you wanna know what I really think about you?
Youre a little kid that looks like a squid- oh no!
Youve got a bad perm like a can of worms- oh no!
Cheeks like a balloon, face like a baboon- oh no!
Everybody knows you eat the nails from your toes and you rub 'em in dirt and eat them for dessert!
Whatever!
{Chorus}[X3]
Ooh, stick you!
Ooh, stick you!
You got ears on your face like Spock in space!
You got teeth in your head like Mr. Ed!
What?
Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo!
What?
Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong ping-pong ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!
{Chorus}['Til end]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgGLSJrj7AM
That's all I got..... if anyone thinks of more tell me, and I'll put 'em up in either this blog, or another blog!
Omi/Faye/XB