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Want a banana?

That's from this cool little comic I found called 'Lenore The Cute Little Dead Girl'. It's a really cool comic/series. You should look at it.

http://www.nightrose.com/lenore.htm

My favorite one isn't on here though, but I'll type it here so that you know what it's like

Lenore: Banana?
Ragamuffin: No.
(Lenore stares at him, and droops her head sadly)
Lenore: Why?
Ragamuffin: I don't like bananas.
Lenore: Oh.
(Lenore offers Ragamuffin the same banana)
Ragamuffin: Noooooo.
Lenore: Oh, Ok. I..... EAT THE @#$%#$ BANANA!!!
Ragamuffin: I don't want the @#$%#$ banana!!!
Lenore: You're just not gonna bend on this banana thing, are you?
Ragamuffin: Look, I'm sorry. Even when I did used to eat food, I never liked bananas, so yes. On this, I must remain firm.
Lenore: Yup. Firm.
(Short pause)
Lenore: Just like a banana.
Ragamuffin: Would you please drop it?!
Lenore: But..... It'll get grass on it. Whys you wanna grass my banana?
Ragamuffin: I don't care about the d**n banana! I just want to move along.
Lenore: Ok, fine. Let's just... AW CRAP!! I went and drew a little face on it!! Now I can't eat it! It's precious now. I'm gonna name him Mr. Nanners and he is my friend. I must keep him warm with me love.
(Lenore kisses the banana, then licks it, and then eats it)
Ragamuffin: What happened to keeping him warm with your love?
Lenore: I'm giving him belly love! Sweet, warm, acidy belly love. He's a part of me now. He's a part of all of us.
Ragamuffin: I wonder how much of your brain has been eaten by the worms?
Lenore: 'Bout 39.4 percent. It feels kinda funny. As of Friday I can no longer feel my left butt cheek.
(Lenore looks behind her)
Lenore: I don't even know ho long that for has been there. Stupid butt fork!
(Lenore looks at Ragamuffin)
Lenore: Hey, your eyes look sad!
Ragamuffin: I am sad. Deeply depressed actually. There was a time when I was very powerful and my name invoked fear. I just got my butt kicked by some mice. Mice! I'm having a hard time deeling with being trapped in this stupid defenseless little body. I need out! "At least I know why the caged bird sings."
Lenore: What bird?
Ragamuffin: No, see, It's a metaphor. There is no actual bird.
Lenore: Where'd it go?
Ragamuffin: Where did what go? There is no bird. It's a saying ment to convey..
Lenore: Shhhhhh.... I'm trying to hear the bird.
Ragamuffin: THERE IS NO D**N BIRD!!! NEVER WAS! NO BIRD! GET IT?!
(Short pause)
Lenore: What did you do with the bird, man?
Ragamuffin: I.... look, I know you're "special" in the head, so I'm trying to remain very cal....
Lenore: SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!! JUST GIVE ME THE POOR BIRD!!!! C'mon... where'd you stash him? Is he in your butt? He's in your butt, isn't he? Oh sweet innocent little birdie.... If you can hear me, possibly deep down there in Ragamuffin's butt, I love you so much! I'll devote my life to finding and protecting you. It's just too much to bare *Sob* If... if the birdie were here now, it would probably be doing a dance like this....
And.. and he'd be singing a song most likely like this "tweet tweety tweet" *Sniff sniff* "toot tweetie toot" *Sob* His feathery tush just rockin' out...
Ragamuffin: Oh, come on!! THERE IS NO FRICKIN' BIRDS!!
(Ragamuffin looks up to see a crow on his head)
Ragamuffin: Alright. That's just a total coinicdence.
Lenore: Man, that's a bunch of crows.
Ragamuffin: They're called a murder of crows.
Lenore: YOU'RE GONNA MURDER THE CROWS?! Oooh, I just knew it! Herding all them birdies so's you could kill them with rocks to the head! Well, not this time Mr. Bird Bonker! What triggered it? The hollow bones? The white poopies?
Ragamuffin: This is all so stupid.
Lenore: Stuuuuuuuupid like a fox.
(Lenore points to a mental fox)
Lenore: Well.... THAT fox.
Ragamuffin: So, just so we're clear. The birds were a weird coincidence. I never hurt a bird in any manner. Most notably, not in my butt. I have never harmed a bird intentionally, nor by accident, and I never will. Ok? Are we cool? Can we go about our day no? Huh? Please?
Lenore: Banana?
Ragamuffin: ARGHH!!!
(Ragamuffin grabs banana from Lenore and throws it, hitting a bird, causing the bird to fall down a well)
(Lenore stares angrily at Ragamuffin, while Ragamuffin is quiet)
Ragamuffin: That... that was an accident! You have to see that! I just wanted that banana as far away from me as possible. Don't hurt me. Please please!
Lenore: It was just a bird, man.

Now dare to tell me that that wasn't funny!

Here's pictures of Lenore and Ragamuffin.
 Lenore The Cute Little Dead Girl
 Ragamuffin!!!!

Okay that's all.

Well peoples sadly, I cannot get YouTube to work, so we will not have any AMV's. BOO HOO!!! :cry:

Quote:
Jeremie: Do you think Ulrich can manage to get her to smile?
Odd: Yeah, sure as Julia Roberts is going to call and invite me out to dinner.

Picture:
 Makes ya think huh?

Song:

Love Me Or Hate Me (Lady Sovereign)
Yeah
It's officially the biggest midget in the game
I dunno
Make way for the S.O.V

{Chorus}
Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession
Love me or hate me, that is the question
If you love me then, thank you!
If you hate me then, f*** you! [X2]

I'm fat, I need a diet
No, in fact I'm just too light
And I ain't got the biggest breasts-s-s, but I write all the best disses
I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty s***
Ugh!
Never had my nails done
Bite them down until they're numb
I'm the one with the non-existent bum
Now I don't really give a... Ugh!
I'm missing my sheperd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds
I'm missing my clippers size
Now bow down to your royal highness
No I don't own a corgi
Had a hamster, it died 'cuz I ignored it
Go on then, go on report me
I'm English, try and deport me!

{Chorus} [X2]

I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears
I don't like drinkin' fancy champy
I'll stick with Heineken beers
Whoops, might burp in ya face
A little unlady-like
What can I say?
Well oh gosh, I'm not posh, male with odd socks
I do what I'm doing, yeah!
So everybody's entitled to opinions
I open my mouth and s*** I got millions
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid
I'll make you giggle till you're sick
'Cuz my nose jiggles while I spit
Yeah I do have some stories
And it's true I want all the glory
Go on then, come on support me
I'm English, try and deport me!

{Chorus} [X2]

Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me

So I can't dance, and I really can't sing
I can only do one thing
And that's be Lady Sovereign!
So I can't dance, and I really can't sing
I can only do one thing
And that's be Lady Sovereign!

{Chorus} [X4]

Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
I can only do one thing
And that's be Lady Sovereign! [X2]

Love Me Or Hate Me video by Lady Sovereign

Laters!

Odd