@Vizard666: Hyper 212 Evo is like $30. CPU coolers are not expensive.

@Frogster8: It's a metroidvania puzzle game where you wear a hat

FUCKING STUPID ARTICLE. WHY AM I HERE?!?!

@neowarrior793: Yes but if it was a 1.7k Electric vs your 2k Vaporean, then you'd be toast.

@petek480: People will be super fit and able to breathe in space so they'll go populate other planets.

@austint30: That's why they said it's darker but not really dark. :D

@randybumgardner: He worked for 6 years. So doubt he needed anyone to fund his holiday.

@Gomtor: I'm 29 and just tried the game today while going for a 10km jog, me and a few friends are headed to a local park in a couple of days to hang out and hunt pokemon! :D

@jwrebholz: You don't have to be anywhere near the thing everything has like a 30-50m range on it. ANYONE that walks into traffic or a pole is an IDIOT. There's no time sensitive gameplay element, and you can find a safe spot to interact with your phone easily. I just went for a 20km walk and never once was anything dangerous. Saw a bunch of people playing the game too, I think we all gave each other knowing grins.

THIS GAME IS AMAZING. I'VE ALREADY LOST 3 KILOS FROM IT!