Mostly by yoocon's incredibly awesome sister some (a few) by yoocon
"There is no good or evil, only power and those too weak to seek it." -J.K. Rowling
"You can't argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they are not paying attention." -Christopher Paolini
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -J.K. Rowling
"It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew- and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents- that there was all the difference in the world." -J.K. Rowling
"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -J.K. Rowling
"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure." -J.K. Rowling
"It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you , have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well." -J.K. Rowling
"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" -J.K. Rowling
"All that is gold does not glitter." -J.R.R. Tolkien
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you." -J.K. Rowling
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -J.K. Rowling
"Their taking the hobbits to Isengard!" -Lord of the Rings
"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."-J.K. Rowling
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live." -J.K. Rowling
"I could break out, of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly I can think of a whole host of things I'd rather be doing." -J.K. Rowling
"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -J.K. Rowling
"Don't count your owls before they are delivered." -J.K. Rowling
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinions its just that yours is stupid." -Unknown
"So, people, let's try and calm down a bit. Things are bad enough without inventing stuff as well. For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That's a basalisk listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that's glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it's safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that's still likely to be the last thing you ever do." -J.K. Rowling
'"You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we knowwe're called Gred and Forge." -J.K. Rowling
"[After hearing Harry open the egg]I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing. Maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." -J.K. Rowling
"Excuse me, I don't like people just because they're handsome!" said Hermione indignantly.
Ron gave a loud false cough, which sounded oddly like "Lockhart!" -J.K. Rowling