Alright so I haven't posted in a really long time... I'm a Dad, so get the F off my back, OK? :P It just so happens that the "Gamespotcalypse" is upon us, and in the myriad of atrocities I've been comiting today. (a sleep deprived, caffeine induced emotional roller coaster that included my review of Kane and Lynch at dawn and the sudden realization that I had forgotten my own Halo night, sorry OGU) Whilst in the middle of being way too touchy in the "Off Topic Discussion Super Mega Thread" It came to me like a bunch of chicks getting lathered in liquids (Jeff you know what I'm talking about) I said to myself "Gerstmann you son of a **** for it was clear as crystal. Jeff Gerstmann IS gonna get laid. My personal feelings about this are ridiculous, since I really don't know exactly how I feel about the guy, but clearly it seems that for someone who has given so many years to a company, the lack of even a simple, yet awkward good bye party, a party that would have included cake, I guarantee Jeff would have LOVED cake, especially a Portal "german chocolate cake" or whatever, it doesn't matter any cake would have pleased Jeff, HE DESERVED IT! Please excuse me, Im a little touchy. Regardless of how things went down, the magnitude of Jeff's firing can't be denied, just on a whim I found these peppered throught the forums... Its a downright revolution: I guess my message is, anytime you start to feel bad for Jeff, just know that sweet portly man just turned himself into an icon, and believe me I wouldn't worry about his employment status too much. But also know that the dude is going to get laid... a lot. I just hope he hooks up with this guy's daughter...or wife...or mom.