If you want in on it, and don't want to pre-order, or because the Gamestop or EBgames minion is saying
"What, MGO beta? I haven't heard of that, but then again, I work here for a living so i'm pretty much and Idiot, but would you like me to send back your PleaseFixMe?"

So what are you gonna do now?
OBVIOUSLY go to THIS SITE and do what the "man" tells you to do!
Idiot!

Edit:

Oh, did I forget to mention This? :lol: (messed up there)

#1: I'm replaying Final Fantasy VII - X as we speak
#2: I'm over 2 meters tall (that's right)
#3: I've only had 3 girlfriends in my life (and i'm 20)
#4: I could die if I eat too much cake (I'm diabetic)
#5: I'm a gamereviewer
Bonus Info: I just farted.. (just kidding, lol)


I'll tag:
Forte310, The_Tombo, Symphonycometh, Vyse_Legends, AnFangs_Endes

So, games.

Now this blog is just made because I am really bored.
Or maybe a tear just came out of my left eye.

Reason for that is, obvious. (or not :P )
I'm currently replaying Final Fantasy VII (again).
It's an amazing game for sure (still not my favorite FF game btw :P that award goes to FF8) and the story is just really really good.

I Remember talking with a friend about the game, not too long ago. We talked about favorite combinations of Materia (they should bring that back) and even the sadest moment of the game
And it struck me. He's not a true fan, you wanna know why I know?
Well i'll tell you anyways:

My friend thinks that This is the saddest moment of the game

Ok, it's not "happy" but every idiot who knows anything about Final Fantasy 7 shouldn't be crying because of THAT scene
The sad part about that scene was when I suddenly figured out the down side of her dying. All items on her = Gone.. NOW THAT'S SAD

If you have any knowlegde of the game you would easily agree that THIS scene is sadder compared to the death of that good-for-nothing broad

Honestly, I shed a little tear each and everytime I get to that exact point of the game, where Red XIII (Nanaki. or.. Buttcrack as I have called him once) see's his father. And his "stoned" (HAH) father starts showing emotion.

So what was the point of this blog? ... WHO SAID THERE WAS ONE?! GOD! you people are dumb.

Just kidding. And yes, I know I know, Some of you (well, mainly The_Tombo actually) are going "why do you play old games? Old stuff sucks" ..

And the reason for that is, I respect old games. If it weren't for them, none of us would be playing what you small kids (yeah you, under the age of 15) are loving so much.

BREAKING NEWS!

I got my own topic made by some mad 360 fanboy who got banned (That's what he says) because he got reported. and some of his girlfriends got banned too :D

Believe It

(Heart)Breaking News!

Now the topic is gone :(

Yup, it's gotten worse.
I've been sick for some time now and it gets worse and worse for every day.
It's not fun sitting there, playing Army Of Two with Rogerjak and then he leaves and I gotta go to the hospital because I almost collapsed.

But yeah, as I said. I was play Army Of Two with Rogerjak wich was fun. The whole game is build around co-op and works so well. Only problem you can possibly have is ROGER F'ING RUSHING THE GAME! Trying to be a ONE Man Army. Then I gotta run in and take som Aggro, but before you know it. Little Rogerjak is badly hurt and is on the ground crying "I'm down" so I gotta storm in to get him. While trying to take down more than 10 bad guys. :| NEVER give Roger a freaking Minigun in that game. "HOLY 'youknowtheword' " and he storms the enemy yet again.. And we died.

And here I was thinking he was willing to play the game and win :lol: How wrong was I?


Oh well, i'ts 01:16am here and i need to take some weird pills. So, that's what I will do I guess.

Now onto something really important. Roger!!! I had fun. You just gotta learn not to storm the enemy like that :lol: it's not gonna help you. It's not like the enemy is scared of you just because they look like it in the cutscenes :lol: SO STOP DOING IT WRONG! AND DO IT RIGHT!


And with that, I am off again. To play something weird

Well, it's.. Kinda from the future. If you live in the states..
Right now it's March 10th. Time is 08:43 am.
And i'm doing what i do best. Scouring the forums for anything fun to read. And all of a sudden it hits me.

There is a TON of forum threads about "I just bought a PS3/360/Wii" wich is mind-boggling to me. Why is it important for EVERYONE to know that some random fool bought a console? "I just bought 'console' " ... Well then, you're sorry loser aren't you. Since you didn't have enough money to buy any games so now you're on a forum talking about your new console, instead of playing the damn thing. You idiot.

Seriously. How many of you even care about who buys what? "I just bought this, and then that" .. Thanks for sharing dumbass, what's next. Gonna share what time it was last time you whiped your ass?.

On another note. I changed my Avi and Banner. I had nothing to do for 5 minutes, so i found the Avi on my favorite Avatar site. And i just cooked the banner up in Photoshop using different things that I have learned through the past couple (well, they are more than a couple) of years.
And what you see is then the outcome. It's a simple thing that could be done in less than 5 minutes. So go figure what i would have done if i sat down for 5 days working on stuff. (I need to get back to doing just that actually)

So what has happened since my last blog, you might ask.
Well let me tell you... Nothing, absolutely nothing. I don't know why it's so boring at night (or early morning) It's almost like everyone is sleeping still. Skipping work (oh shoot, i have to go to work in 2 hours :lol: ) or skipping school just to sleep the whole day..


I'm so bored right now. I have nothing to do! ... Oh well, I will just go and plan world domination with like the lizzard people. Stay safe people. Or die when someone is filming it and beg them to put it on youtube so i can watch it later. Everybody needs a good laugh.

Edit: Dear lord. it took me so long to come up with all that so when i was finished the time said 09:01 :? .. So uncreative... I need coffee

Edit2: I HAVE COFFEE!!!... NOW FOOD! THEN SHOWER! THEN WORK THEN... I COME BACK, I BRING PIE! ... no wait.. CAKE! ... Cake > Pie... rather have countless layers of cake instead of a boring pie

...Yes, this thing deserves a whole blog. So it looks like the future is here, happening at this moment.If you guys don't already know about the site i highly recommend that you at least visit it.I just wanted to let people know about the site because it looks like it's shaping up nicely. With Jeff, Ryan, Alex.. all is well. So if you were wondering, i usually waste my time on this here site (wich you can get to by click the image) when scouring the internet for information, brought to you by, smart people.

So if any of you are interrested I will advice you to at least give it a look, and check out the podcasts that Ryan has made with Jeff and Alex (you know, the former Gamespotters who gave so much charm to the whole thing) If you're just here to find out why i did two blogs. then... Hi, now you know..I'm tired (as you probably can tell from all the "creativity" in my words) it's 6:54am here. And i haven't slept yet. So this was just a quick and confusing update on what one of my favorite websites is.Now, off to bed.. OH btw: If you are too dumb to figure it out (even tho i DID say what to do) click the picture to get to the website :P

New "level" on the No-life-o-meter :D.
This is now untrue thanks to another picky little moderator. aka sissyboy, lovekissingboys, and MAILER-DAEMON
He was such a prick to dock me 1½ a level. JUST because i told some IDIOT that it's not cool to make a new account just to make another topic about a "poll" to see who want's a stupid FF7 remake.. 'one finger-saulte MAILER-DAEMON.'

I just thougt it was about time to actually write a new blog, since my latest one got deleted by a moderator who has his thong crammed up his arsenal. Apparantly he was too stupid to go in an Edit the blog and change the word. He thought (yes, Moderators do try to think sometimes) that deleting the post was smarter. Good job smartass.

SO, what have i been up to lately, you ask? Buying a ton of games, playing said games. And figuring out how i could get my hands of the controller since Army Of Two is taking up a good amount of time.
So what IS Army Of Two, well. It's a game (obviously... you retard and you are one of the guys in a Two man Army.. (see how the name works out now?) And you shoot dudes :D That's army of two. But the fact that it's built for Co-op makes it a whole lot better than just shooting dudes. All the different tactics. Stuff you can do. 'insert guitar "solo" from waynes world here'. But to anyone who owns either a 360 or PS3 you should really give the game a try.
And don't worry, I know some of you probably don't have any friends since you're all acting like idiots online. Wich is of course your own fault, stupid idiots. But rest assured, The AI does work too. to some extend.

You know what guys, i only have 5 more games to get this month (i bought 8 already) that i am looking forward to. Then next month starts and more games are coming out. So i'm just spending all of my money on stuff i like. Maybe some of you people are going "That's a lie, nobody can afford that"... Maybe not a big loser like yourself who's practically just wasting the precious air that the rest of us are breathing. But guys with a job that pays well (not a job where the working "men" get's cheated) Can afford what the hell they want. So get a job, or live your life as a loser. Make your choice.

Meh, I have nothing special to write about really. So you can all go away now, and pray to something that you won't get hit by a car next time you go outside. And if you do.. HAH, you should have looked out for yourself

Ok, you're are now free to go out and have a Gay Time :D .. (let's see how many of you imbeciles would understand what that means)

I guess not, or else you wouldn't be here.
The new fad today (or for the last couple of years i guess) is: SUICIDE!
So here i am, thinking about killing myself. Life has gone so wrong not too long ago, i and i just feel like jumping out in front of a moving train.. That's it, i'm doing it!!! ..... DAMNIT! stupid cheatcodes! WHY MUST CJ STILL LIVE?! I HATE THAT FOOL!

Aww, and here you guys were, thinking you were gonna get rid of me that easy? Don't count on it people, i'm like cancer or aids, i'm here to take you guys down, and nobody f'ing cares. I know i don't. People die all day, what should i do, cry all the time? HAH! waste of time.

Well, i fell over that funky site 90 Day Jane blog, thingy, where some girl (i think) named Jane (i think, i don't really care. rofl) is gonna kill herself when the 90 days are over. I read a little into it and i have one question.
WHY? Seriously. Why is it that cowards like this weird thing takes the easy way out instead of growing balls or **** and actually wo/man up and take life seriously. "Everything is so unfair, i'm gonna kill myself. Nobody is trying to help me. i feel like killing myself more and more everyday".. Why blame the world because you were born as a loser?

Why has it become the new "black" to actually kill yourself everytime life pust you through a little obstacle course. Around this time a caring person would say something like: You just need good friends to take you through the harder times of your life, HECK NO. Just get over it yourself, it's ok to leave your friends to die.
The problem isn't the world here, YOU (the ones trying to kill yourselves) are. "i have 3 boobs" .. "my nose is weird" etc etc, jesus christ. Can someone give me a great reason as to why it's the best thing to do? i mean, killing yourself, is it really that smart?


Edit: BTW! I've gotten myself a motto.. first: Think about the Wii remote and my new motto will make sense:
"Remember, if you shake it more than twice. you're playing with yourself"

GAMESPOT IS SHOWING............... NOTHING YET! .. they are late!!! SCREW THEM!.

I just had to figure out SOMETHING to do when i wait for their stupid moron monkeys to work out how they stream to the internet.. mucking forons

Edit:

Congrats you GS Morons, you got it working like many many 10 minutes later (that = 2x10 minutes later) What are you guys. DUMB?

Edit2: Now the sound is crappy. Are you just praying for failure you ignorant sons of worthless people?! should i come do your job?!.. Oh wait, they did show a game. where you do as the "cool" flops, i mean.. kids.. breakdance.. it's and XBLA game! :D so that means, it's GOTY on gamespot

You know what i hate the most about not having internet?
The fact that i freaking miss out on some great blog reading. And that's no fun at all.
But trust me, i will have my revenge... On someone, i hope... Maybe, perhaps.. ?
UH! You know what? SRC_319 was kind enough to post his interview with me, so go on, read it! Thanks again SRC_319 for taking the time to interview me.
Anyways. What else have i been up to. Oh yes... Because of my whole "internet failure" thingy, i have been forced to be social. But that's not a bad thing, since i get to spent some time away from you stinky people on Gamespot ;)
Hmm, i have no idea what to write about really, other than i've beaten Uncharted on Crushing Mode... Again.. for the 5th time.. And now, it's gotten boring. lol So i sat down and started playing some other good old games like Kingdom Hearts 2 and a couple of the CSI games for the PC (they are actually pretty damn fun). OH! also GTA Vice City. Where would i be without it?.. Wait, probably in Liberty City since San Andreas sucked major ass... "Yoyoyo, what's up dawg, how's it hanging my brother"... 'click click boom' "mission failed"... WHY IS IT! that i freaking shoot a guy for acting like a retard and i fail a mission? geesh, stupid game. wannabe gangsters.. oh wait, i'm sorry.. Moronic, Imbecile, Stupid, Idiotic, Pathetic, Hypocritic, Fother Muck, Ugly Ass, Wannabe gangSTAR. my bad.. Either way, they suck ass.

See, no blog of mine goes without a little hate for something :p