Yo yo yo, my Gamespot peeps. It's your pal Jeff here with more RRW updates, which is essentally going to turn into me telling you about the amazing deal I got yesterday. Sit back, relax, and let your imagination run wild as we relive my tale (I prefer if your imagination were to keep me fully clothed, but I suppose that's really up to you)
(As an interesting side note, I just took a short break from writing this to go help fix the stove (which I of course accidentally broke) I wasn't very successfull, as I super glued my hand to surface of the oven five, yeah FIVE times, and it feels very odd to be tying this now as there is some type of odd grease or gunk or something that is now superglued to my right index finger... :( )
Now if that wasn't an interesting side story, i don't know what is. Anyways, here's what I got yesterday:
1 NES (no hookups or controllers)
1 SNES (1 controller, and a power supply)
1 4-switch Atari 2600 (2 joysticks, 2 paddles, and all the cables)
Atari Games (all with original manuals, that may I add, are all quite hilarious)
Mouse Trap
Centipede
Surround
Pitfall!
Golf
Slot Racers
Space Jockey (I was hopeful for some form of hockey in space, only to be terribly let down)
Star Wars Jedi Arena
Star Wars Return of the Jedi Death Star Battle
Realsports Baseball
Home Run
Raiders of the Lost Ark (note to albedos_shadow, you need to have 2 controllers plugged in to play this....)
Night Driver
Video Pinball
Combat
Outlaw
Street Racer
OKay, now onto the much more exciting SNES titles:
SNES
EDIT: Not-too-exciting games out of the way first (doesn't necessarily mean they're crap)
Shaq-Fu
Turn and Burn: No-Fly Zone
Revolution X, Music is the Weapon -Featuring Aerosmith
The Lion King
Clue
Animaniacs
Pit-Fighter
Bill Walsh College Football
NCAA Final Four Basketball
The Ignition Factor
Toy Story
Wario's Woods
Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
Clayfighter
Batman Forever
Judge Dredd
Super Star Wars
Killer Instinct
The Flinstones: The Treasure of Sierra Madrock
Pac In Time
Now onto the really good games:
Speedy Gonzales Los Gatos Bandidos (I would like to say this game is amazingly hilarious, and a fairly competent Sonic clone)
StarFox (2 copies)
Super Mario World (2 copies)
F-Zero
Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
Doom
Wolfenstein 3-D
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
Super Bomberman 2
Super Mario Kart
Mega Man X3
Metal Warriors.
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Ok, now guess how much I payed for that. Yes, all of it. Did you guess $100? Well you're wrong! I got all of that, for only $50! Yes, you heard right, $50. To tell you more about this amazing deal, please welcome special guest Billy Mays, of Orange Glow and Oxy Clean fame. Billy, what can you tell me about the deal I got today? "WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE DEAL YOU GOT TODAY, OK?!?!!?! THAT'S A LOT OF GAMES AND SYSTEMS, DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?!?! SOME OF THOSE GAMES ARE WORTH MORE THAN THE CRAPPY PRODUCTS I SELL!!!!! I MEAN MEGA MAN X3 AND METAL WARRIORS ARE WORTH $50 APIECE,DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!?"
Alrighty Billy, I thank you for you modest explana-- "BUT WAIT FOLKS, THAT'S NOT ALL!!!!!!! WATCH AS I POUR THIS HOT COFFEE MIXED WITH WINE DOWN MY PANTS!!!!! DO YOU SEE THAT EMBARRASING STAIN?!?!?!?! NOW WATCH!!!! FIRST, I TAKE OFF MY PANTS!!!!! NEXT, I SUBMERGE THEM INTO THIS HANDY WASHING MACHINE THAT I HAPPEN TO HAVE BEHIND THIS COUNTER!!!!! NOW WATCH THE PATENTED POWER OF OXY CLEAN EAT AWAY AT THOSE NASTY STAINS!!!!!! I CAN'T BELEIVE IT!!!! THAT IS TO SAY, IT'S UNBELEIVABLE!!!!!!
Well Billy, that's all the time we have today. Thank you for reading through this, and a fine rest o' th' day to you, ladies and gents.
-zelda450