After reading everybody's favorite pal Wootex's new blog, I was struck with profound anger. Now for those of you who were to lazy to click-y on the link-y, (also for those who hold a vandetta against Wootex, which is much more understandable and forgiveable), let me sum things up for you: Wootex basically rambles on about the values found within Dippin Dotz. After a long and boring history session on the Dots, he continues to dribble on about their contribution to modern science, even going as far as to call them delicious (ok, ok, I totally agree, they're great)

Now the problem that I have with this is that no praise or even mention of the incredible edible Hot Fudge Sundae Poptart is given within the confines of this so called "blog."

I mean come on, look at these bad boyz (spelled with a z for added raditude)

(Ok, I'm not able to upload an image, so hear goes my best rendition:

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Ok, do me a favor and pretend that's a box with delicious looking Pop Tarts on it.

Now we can pick out a few things off of this picture. Number the first: They look delicious. Number 2: They come in packs of 8. Number 3: I just now noticed that the word sundae is spelled really weirdly.

Now, I'm not ready to back this statement with my life, but I'm willing to bet that NONE of those three points can be deduced from the packaging of Dippin' Dots. None. And finally, for Poptarts death blow, apparently Tarts of the Sundae variety can be frozen, YES THAT"S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME FROZEN, which pretty much makes them equal to their frozen yet inferior brethren, Dippin Dots.

Also because Wootex did it and I thought it was funny so I'll just blatantly rip him off, here's how these bad boys were concieved at good ol' Tart HQ:

"Tell me son, what's your favorite thing in the world to eat for breakfast?"

"Well mistah, my mommy makes me pancakes and sau-..."

"WRONG SONNY BOY WRONG! YOU LIKE ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST, DON'T YA SON?"

"Bu-bu-but mistah, I-I-..."

"DON'T CRY, YOU LITTLE (puts on friendly voice) Here kiddo, have a bite of this delicious Ice Cream Sunday Poptart!

"Mmmmm, you the best mistah Tawt Pwesident!"

See, now isn't that a nice happy ending? And remember folks, you too can have happy ending to all of life's conflicts with overly forceful men, with the new Hot Fudge Sundae PopTart brand toaster pastry.

Thank you and good night.