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Game Types That Should Have Never Been

Ok, now, let's just take a look at genres here... Hmm... We've got Platformers, First-Person Shooters, Adventure, Action, Puzzle, oh, and lookie there: utter mindless crap. Huh, that ones new. Or maybe not so much...
Heres a top 5 list of my own. Note: These opinions only represent those of the writer. Maybe.

Anyways, lets get to it.

5: Games That Involve Things OTHER Than Gaming

NO! I do NOT need help in the kitchen. If i did, I might go buy a COOK BOOK for about 30 bucks LESS!
The only thing we have to fear is "Marriage Counseling DS" and fear itself.

4: Board Games/Game Shows

Hey, anyone up for a 2 hour campaign in Halo 3?
"YEAH!"

Hey, anyone up for a 5 hour game of Monopoly on the 360?




Hello? Anyone there?

Ok, so, basically, someone must have come up with the bright idea that, since video games came from board games, making a board game video game would be a great idea. Because, video gamers don't even need the small exercise that happens when you have to move your arm across little squares...


Ooooooh. SOOOOO INTENSE!

3: MMORPGs

Oh yeah. I went there. And, now, guess what. I'm going even farther. What are you gonna do about it? Hit me with a Level 28 Magic Spell? Oh, sorry, seems that only works in video game land. Oh? You mean you've forgotten how to tell the difference between REAL life and a FAKE ONLINE one because you've spent countless hours, days, weeks and months on World of Warcraft? Well. I must apologize. Now, I'm going to go to Wal-Mart to buy some band-aids. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "Healing Potion".


(I'm sorry, I had to...)

2: Virtual Reality Gaming


Nuff' Said

1: Movie Games

Ok, so, Spider-Man 2 was an alright movie game. Swinging freely through New York was really fun, but, do you remember what you used that swinging for? Saving construction workers from ledges and balloons for whiny little kids. You mean to tell me that a construction worker can't do ONE PULL-UP to save himself? Yeah... Apparently not.

Oh, and don't forget this:





Well, there you go.

Zombies?

what satisfaction do you recieve by the numerous games with zombies? i'm sick of it. i just want me vs. actual people. i'd like to play fallout 3. if it just me vs. other people. thats all i want. is that too much to ask?

My Wii

i'm on my wii, typing this. let's see. i've downloaded SMB, SM64, and the net. i'm now broke. :P anyways, the net is fast. but hard to type. u get used to it, though. well, that's it.

Unions.... (I Promise The Following Is Not A Rant)

hmmm..... the word unions is quite familiar on this site. but, though it's there, it is so far away. how, you may ask, can i make a union? well, you either have to have a "Gold Account" or you have to be at Level 6. Creating a Union takes time. Imagine what you want to make. Is it for sports, games, movies? well.... after you have the idea, make sure the idea doesn't already exist. you must have an original idea. secondly, you have to have the basics. a banner, and all that good stuff. along with names, short description, long description, long division (jk), short division(jk again), and everything else in between. now, after you have that, you have to invite four members to your union. make sure these people actually will join your union, for if you don't invite 4 or more members, and thay don't join, the union can't be created. sorry. now, once you invite the people, you have a month to give them time to join. well.... that's it. oh yeah, you can only try to create 1 union each month. yes, i know i don't have one yet, but i'm trying. for those who want to know, it's called "Video Game History And News". so original.... well.... hope someone reads and comments on this... and that's it....

Violation? WARNING: RANT FOLLOWS

wow. i've received a warning for something that i posted. apparently, they thought i was flaming someone. my guess is that gamehead kept on clicking report this post because he's a moron. well, i voiced my opinion because he was flaming nintendo. want to see the post that was deleted? read the following.

Dec 15, 2007 3:01 pm GMT

gamehead, you're an idiot. the wii has only been out for a year. how could it only come out with a good game in 3 years? get your facts straight. i support the wii all the way. just because it has motion-sensor technology doesn't mean they HAVE to use it. they can make regular games. it will still be in 1st for a long time. i mean, if they have a game decrease, they have thousands of games for the virtual console. what does microsoft and sony have? nothing for a backup. nintendo does. thank goodness for foresight...

now, tell me. how is this flaming? i was just pointing out a fact that this guy did not know. so.... that was my rant.

Hooray For Me!

HOORAY FOR ME!I now am up to Level 3.Now i can destroy the minds of the rest of the people on here.HOORAY!

How Is It?

Hello.Here is my rant.A rant that is mine.

How is it that some people can be such idiots? We all know these kinds of people. They're on here,on Youtube,on forums etc. How is it that they can live their life voting a 10 for the worst game ever created? So,if an idiot reads this post,I have a message.

HA!YOU'RE A HELPLESS SCUM ON THE WORLD'S SHOE!YOU ARE A NOTHING!

There,I'm done.