Heres a top 5 list of my own. Note: These opinions only represent those of the writer. Maybe.
Anyways, lets get to it.
5: Games That Involve Things OTHER Than Gaming
NO! I do NOT need help in the kitchen. If i did, I might go buy a COOK BOOK for about 30 bucks LESS!
The only thing we have to fear is "Marriage Counseling DS" and fear itself.
4: Board Games/Game Shows
Hey, anyone up for a 2 hour campaign in Halo 3?
"YEAH!"
Hey, anyone up for a 5 hour game of Monopoly on the 360?
Hello? Anyone there?
Ok, so, basically, someone must have come up with the bright idea that, since video games came from board games, making a board game video game would be a great idea. Because, video gamers don't even need the small exercise that happens when you have to move your arm across little squares...
Ooooooh. SOOOOO INTENSE!
3: MMORPGs
Oh yeah. I went there. And, now, guess what. I'm going even farther. What are you gonna do about it? Hit me with a Level 28 Magic Spell? Oh, sorry, seems that only works in video game land. Oh? You mean you've forgotten how to tell the difference between REAL life and a FAKE ONLINE one because you've spent countless hours, days, weeks and months on World of Warcraft? Well. I must apologize. Now, I'm going to go to Wal-Mart to buy some band-aids. Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "Healing Potion".
(I'm sorry, I had to...)
2: Virtual Reality Gaming
![](http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/virtualboy.jpg)
Nuff' Said
1: Movie Games
Ok, so, Spider-Man 2 was an alright movie game. Swinging freely through New York was really fun, but, do you remember what you used that swinging for? Saving construction workers from ledges and balloons for whiny little kids. You mean to tell me that a construction worker can't do ONE PULL-UP to save himself? Yeah... Apparently not.
Oh, and don't forget this:
![](http://www.nostalgiaholic.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/etcartridge.jpg)
Well, there you go.
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