What a crock, you crocks, you cooks, what have you done?!?

User Rating: 6.5 | Red Ninja: End of Honour PS2
This game isn't amazing. Nor is it fantastic, expansive, beautiful, full of variety, or contain any originality, besides the tetsugen, of course, but gosh darn it, at least it's functional.

Tenchu 2 has comparable graphics and an equally comparable gameplay-style, but unfortunately omits a disastrously destructive weapon and those necessary pantie shots whilst crawling through tunnels as Red Ninja, to many gamers' glorious relief, does. Even though Tenchu 2 is a PS1 game, has a slightly less generic storyline, and features a spectacular array of extra bits, however Tenchu does ultimately lack those naughty bits as readers may be safe to assume.

How dare you naysayers who spit at the feet of our fair and noble Red Ninja. What has she ever done to incur the wrath of thou holier than her? Have you even gazed at her dear, sweet post-level score page? She rates your progress, however humiliating it may be, as one could only think when you deride her so.

Oh, no! Do not apologize for your hurtful words, she knows you meant them, no matter how drunk you were. She'll never forget your trading her in for one of those awfully high-end 3rd-gen games. Se only hopes you will forgive and her for her awful tutorial and then she will return the favour.

Our Lady of Red Ninja is a pious woman, she does not ask for much. Just give disc a spin and let go of your dreams that this yet may be the true successor to the clever whore that was Tenchu: Stealth Assassins.