viking....vomit
Gameplay: The gameplay is pretty terrible, your weapons can break extremely easily, and considering your weapons are so huge and intimidating looking that it amazes me that so many enemies mamaged to survive the glancing blows. You mostly fought skeletons, ice giants, goblins, squat purplish dwarves, and these things that looked like sheep dogs on steroids. Also the main character ragnar has the ability to strafe sideways, and by the looks of things ragnar unhinges his pelvis and spins it in a 360 degree angle.
Graphics: Ragnar the main character looked terrible, kinda like he was wrapped in a graphically inferior blanket of vomit made to look like animal hides and cloth. The only interesting bit about his clothing was that as you actually picked up bits and pieces of new armor his appearances actually changed.
Sound: Combat sounded like you were slapping a punching bag full of wet meat, mind you these sounds were made even if you hit cliff walls, enough said.
Environment: Why did the norse look like they were living in long dung houses? why did hell look like something from hexen, why did valhalla look like princess peaches' castle from mario 64? fruity rainbow walkway and all?. I don't know, maybe it is better never to know.
On a last note, when all of the interactive characters spoke, why did it look like they had jaundice? You know what, i tried to like this game. but now that i realize it, it was a waste of time.