It's a plot made by the alien menace to take over our brains! Resisist at all costs!

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People from mars came and turned all the people at Jagex into their slaves so that they can make a truly awful uninspired worthless game and put it on the internet. Because the game was just so awful the Alien put a mind control device in the game so that people would waste their whole lives playing retarded games! Their plan is to make all the humans fat and lazy so they will be easy to conquer then there gonna EAT US! They're ripening us up! The aliens don't know I know their secret plans so I'm safe for now but AUGH! THE ALIENS ARE HERE! THEY KNOW I KNOW TOO MUCH JUST DON'T PLAY THAT TRAP RUNESCAPE! GET THE WORD OUT! AAAHHH! MY ARM IS GONE! THE ALIENS WILL EAT US ALL! IT'S A TRAP. REALLY IT'S TRUE IT'S ALL TRUE! (by the way it's really hard to type with one hand so youshould really appreciate what I'm doing for you) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HELP ME! HE- bleh. Runescape is not a bad game it is a wonderful game play it play it all day long. Runescape is your friend. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!