The Grim Reaper's jockstrap just got bigger

User Rating: 7 | Slender PC
By Rotondi | Review Date:
Some of us experience a stage in life where we live alone. It usually lands somewhere between the rooming with friends and rooming with your future spouse stages. It can tell you a lot about yourself, like how well you manage your time and how much you can control pleasuring yourself. Of course no one is around to tell you what to do and what not to do. So it's actually quite easy to become fat and lazy, and spend all day surfing the web and writing pointless video game reviews.

Luckily I had to girl to fondle me a bit while I played "Slender: The Eight Pages." I wouldn't have been able to play otherwise. I can't handle horror unless it's that corny, campy type of horror found in the Evil Dead or something. Not like Slender, where you're dropped into the forest at night with a flashlight on the search for eight pieces of paper to better help you wipe your butt I guess.

But seriously, Slender shows us you don't need much to do horror right. And even though I'm a big bag of cherries that could lose an arm wrestling match to your baby sister, I still know that the gamer immersion of great horror titles is unlike any other genre. It's a feeling that doesn't rub off in the shower or a skinny dip in the public pool. Man, I walked around that forest intentionally looking for ghosts and when one finally did appear, I nearly had to change my pants.

Here's to new pants!

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