A step down from Splinter Cell and Metal Gear Solid.

User Rating: 4.5 | Sneak King X360
By pianoman4life | Review Date:
Here’s a game that I was looking forward to when I first heard about it! I wasn’t much of a Burger King person (go Chipotle!), but I thought that the cheap price wouldn’t kill me if I got this game. And I thought it would be fun, too. Well, it is kinda fun, but you lose appeal to the game after maybe 15 minutes. This game really makes me want to play Splinter Cell series and Metal Gear Solid series again. Stupid hungry people. My bros, Fischer and Snake, will show you!

Gameplay: argh, the game play. Basically, find hungry people, give ‘em food.
Awesome: I guess it’s supposed to make you hungry? And you get almost 100 missions!
Bummer: It’s the same thing over and over and over and over… plus, it’s almost 100 missions. The King’s flourishes are time consuming. The people are annoying because they don’t move realistically. (Okay, gonna surprise this one girl, but then she keeps turning around and around…. What is she doing?!)

Graphics: The King, the people, the town, the food.
Awesome: The King and the food are the best looking things in the game! The town actually looks decent.
Bummer: The King looks real. That’s the scary part. Plus you get the real life one in the intro of the game. The people are ugly also. And the food they think about is sometimes not the food that you are delivering. Boo….

Control: Move the King, give them food, flourish option, sneak or run, camera, and hiding. I think that’s about all the controls.
Awesome: Hiding and surprising gives a lot of points.
Bummer: The King…. Is…… sllllooooowwww. Even running, he’s a big mascot that’s trying to run with that big head. Camera is hard to control, too, especially if you hide in a house. Flourishes get stupider and repetitive.

Sound: “Majestic” music and the sound effects that you’ll dream about.
Awesome: Being a person that likes music, I have no comment.
Bummer: This is the WORST music I have ever heard! I can’t play this game with the music on! And the sound effects are pretty bad, too. When you get to someone that’s hungry, that little drum beat…well except their chopsticks or something. I don’t know. I just hate the sound. I turn it off.

Price: Less than $5!
Awesome: It’s less than $5! Get it used!
Bummer: When this game was new, you had to buy it with a combo meal. Boo….

Overall, it’s an okay game. It’s below average, but it’s decent since it’s pretty cheap. It does also take up time since the pacing is kinda slow. But, before you know it, you’ll have all the achievements and you can let it collect dust! It’s a good game for those that don’t like fast paced games, but don’t get it if you really like tactical espionage. Talk to Fischer and Snake instead.

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